Herman by Jim Unger for August 30, 2013

Say the secrete woid, and the duck will come down and give you a $100.

That’s a password that’s easy to remember…

Hey! Don’t KNOCK the Secret Service.

I guess if the boss upstairs needs them, he’ll “Knock Three Times on the ceiling”…. and “twice on the pipe”, if the meeting is cancelled…

Some secret.

So how many times does Sheldon need to say Penny?

Who can it be knocking at my door?Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.If he hears, he’ll knock all day,I’ll be trapped, and here I’ll have to stay.I’ve done no harm, I keep to myself;There’s nothing wrong with my state of mental health.I like it here with my childhood friend;Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?

Somebody’s knocking.Should I let him in?Lord, it’s the Devil, will you look at him.I’d heard about him but I never dreamedHe’d have blue eyes and blue jeans.

The heads of the Agency are Tony Orlando and Dawn.

There was a sign on a door at a classified facility: “Caution, Door Alarmed”. Someone wrote below, “But the hallway behind is calm and placid.”