Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 05, 2013

Luckily a don’t own a pet as of now.

What’s the point of comparing expenditure on pet food with expenditure on baby food?

You feed a baby with baby food for what? A year? You feed a dog with dog food for 15 years if you’re lucky enough to have it that long… That doesn’t even take into account the number of dogs people might have at any one time compared to the number of babys they have at one time. Then there’s their comparative weights (I was feeding 60kg worth of dogs when I had two).

Heck, send the cast of “Swamp People” after Gustave. I’d bet they’d find him in no time.

Someone ever tried to breast-feed his pet?

A .460 Weatherby Magnum would take care of that croc in a minute.

It’s plain to see old Gustave never meet Steve Irwin..\\//_

Incidentally, on Tuesday, a man got rescued by a boatman after being trapped on an isle for two weeks by a 20-foot croc.

While she only got $35 for the Nike logo they also gave her stock which as of 2011 was valued at over $643k.

And there are bleeding hearts who raise their arms, clench their fists, and scream to the heavens ’SAVE THE CROC!"

Male Filipinos spend 4 times more on rooster food than baby food. They really love their roosters here!