The girls today in society go for classical poetrySo to win their hearts one must quote with easeAeschylus and EuripidesOne must know Homer, and believe me, BeauSophocles, also Sappho-hoUnless you know Shelley and Keats and PopeDainty Debbies will call you a dope
But the poet of them allWho will start ‘em simply ravin’Is the poet people callThe Bard of Stratford on Avon
Brush up your ShakespeareStart quoting him nowBrush up your ShakespeareAnd the women you will wow
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thou art not Shakespeare…but…a charlatan can be discovered!….
punmeister over 10 years ago
How’s my wife? She’s been married seven times before.
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
Which one?
edclectic over 10 years ago
And I’m Lady Macbeth…
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Avaunt thou, base caitiff!
J Short over 10 years ago
I’m Henry the Eighth I am I am…
jhampa over 10 years ago
touche
kageronin over 10 years ago
If your Shakespear, I’m The Doctor! A little wibley-wobley timey-wimey trick for you to figure out. Oh yes, don’t use that.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
It’s Hen-e-ryHerman approves
Linguist over 10 years ago
The girls today in society go for classical poetrySo to win their hearts one must quote with easeAeschylus and EuripidesOne must know Homer, and believe me, BeauSophocles, also Sappho-hoUnless you know Shelley and Keats and PopeDainty Debbies will call you a dope
But the poet of them allWho will start ‘em simply ravin’Is the poet people callThe Bard of Stratford on Avon
Brush up your ShakespeareStart quoting him nowBrush up your ShakespeareAnd the women you will wow
boldyuma over 10 years ago
Anne Boleyn says "Reincarnation is something else Henry. Can we talk,or, excommunicate ..Just axe me..