Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 08, 2013

That family has a lot of hang ups….

She’s on the Do Call list.

For quality control purposes, these calls are monitored.

I owned a telemarketing co. I contracted from the Police and Fire here in Vegas…100% ligament.

You call too much. Never thought I would say this, but gimme a break!!!

I sometimes answer with the first line in the new “Battlestar Galactica” (“Are you alive? Prove it.”). If the response isn’t something along the lines of “Uh… what?” I hang up.