The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 19, 2013

Trust me Phil……..You really don’t want to use that restroom.

Good Morning All

What in the hell is the find it??

OK Phil, here’s what you do. Thanks Burl and return to the party. Then quietly go into the front hall and take a monster dump by the front door. Then leave.

If no one can use the restroom, it probably explains that large clump of poo that was in the back yard the other day.

Guys, guys…. just cos there are no ladies here yet….

Tell you what though….. NO body is telling me I can’t use the facilities….then again, nobody could make me go to a dinner party at the Pennys….OR use their bathroom.Ever.

The Find-It is a ball…..there’s one right next to the words….It’s the only one on the scene.

I just tried to imagine the people that would go to a Penny’s dinner.

And now I wish I hadn’t.

There is a gas station two blocks down to the right.

Morning Crestwoodians!

Toenails…. LOL….

But it just might be the death of me…. ….. you can see how I’m fading away….

But you should talk…

You even bought a new GBWOF for their last party … and YOU inspired today’s toon.

If he doesn’t want anyone to use the bathroom then he must stop serving the watered down wine and other drinks. The desserts are from Stew’s party.. Don’t know where the food came from but I guess it’s from some buffet….

I don’t think I want to be anywhere within a 1000 miles of the Pennys.

I would find another “bathroom”. Note to guests, avoid the punch…..

Phil should have said: “I gotta whiz, where’s the john?”..And Burl is wearing a tie at home and has brought out his “Best” liquor? Is this one of those “traveling dinner parties”? (Or, as it’s known in Crustwood: “Ptomaine Roulette”)

@John Bollinger

thought that is the ball too….. ! ! !

The funny looking chair back with no seat behind BURL looks like a character with two feet…. In fact there’s two of them listening to the conversation….! ! !

Burl has a legitimate concern, he is afraid the toilet paper and towels might be stolen as that is what he and Joy would do. And if he has to provide that many rolls of toilet paper and that many towels it will exceed his ability to replace them from motels. and likely most his guests would consider lifting them as they have had toilet paper stolen at such events at their house if Burl is there.

I thought they were just there for drinks (bottle marked “Best Wishes” must also be from Stu’s retirement party). Heavy use of residential tank toilets seems to be a problem, tho. When I attended a large party (200+) at my daughter’s house, they had trouble with the powder room toilet (the only one on first floor). It only needed plunging, but nobody does that in the midst of a party.

Burl your wife just gave everyone mud butt and you won’t them use the toilet that is classic

What is that weird abacus looking thing on the stand behind Burl?

Sorry I had to step away from the computer to use the facilities, all that talk of……..

Actually, I’d prefer you use the outhouse out back (true story sadly…).

Por qué Burl decir tales cosas estúpidas?Él actúa como si él no tiene una célula cerebral en su gran cabeza redonda

I have gone to many camping events where porta-johns are provided, but I rent a room nearby and go to use toilet there (even if I have to drive 3-4 miles).