Joe Heller for July 24, 2013

I did chuckle when the news said Kate will get 10 weeks of “maternity leave from work” after the pregnancy.

Oh. I just returned to work from leave. I didn’t ask if there was an office pool for the baby’s gender, nevermind the name. There probably is. :-s

I don’t dare ask! I’m staying away from the watercooler & coffee machines! I should have brought in my own thermos and water! :-((

Name him Oxford, Oxford Cambridge!

“The ‘Tea’ in Tea Party stands for ‘Taxed Enough Already’”

No, it doesn’t; it stands for “The English Aristocracy.”

Put me in the “Whatever” column.

“They did. But Americans suddenly felt lost and alone and have been yearning for a King or Lord to rule over them and tell them what to do ever since.”-Aren’t Canadians subjects of the British Commonwealth?

Poor kid! His initials are GAL! He could be the first king AND queen of England!

doth protest loudly: “Liar! It does indeed stand for ‘Taxed Enough Already’”

http://www.acronymfinder.com/Taxed-Enough-Already-(tea-party%3B-political-activism)-(TEA).html

Nah, I’m telling you, it stands for “The English Aristocracy.”

Look:http://www.acronymfinder.com/The_ English_Aristocracy(toffs%3B-noffs-and-serfs)-(TEA).html

Ha! Indeed.