Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 01, 2013
September 30, 2013
October 02, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: This Halloween I want to be a scary bat! Mom: Okay. Alice: And look! I found some plastic fangs! Mom: Were those in the kitchen drawer? Mom: I hope you washed them off. Petey wore them all through first grade. Alice: Oboy! Dow I gan gib beetle rabies!
margueritem over 10 years ago
I can picture Petey wearing those every day…
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Don’t worry, Madeline. Kids ingest the most unbelievable things without getting sick. —Although if Alice wants to give people rabies, I guess she should be sick…?
UM over 10 years ago
No you can’t.
pumaman over 10 years ago
So I’m guessing Petey wore them so that people would leave him alone.
bgby4884 over 10 years ago
Maybe She Can Turn Them Into Rabid Zombies!
King_Shark over 10 years ago
@ bgby4884:Um, I don’t think so. Zombies are dead and so aren’t endothermic. The rabies virus doesn’t work in cold-blooded creatures since it needs high temperatures to survive.
ossiningaling over 10 years ago
They haven’t been washed since Petey was in 1st grade? I hope mom throws away anything else in that drawer.