Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 10, 2013

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    blackielawless  over 10 years ago

    i want a new duck.one that won’t raid the icebox or quack all night.one that’ll stay in shape.one that’s never gonna try to migrate or escape.or i’ll tie him up with duct tape.

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    AFLAC!!!!!!

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    Auhdrah  over 10 years ago

    I think he’s made a very understandable mistake. Far too much of that idiotic “duckface picture” crap going on. As a woman I cannot understand how anyone would want to look so stupid.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 10 years ago

    I’m sure he’s about to duck the bill.

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    Marv Walker  over 10 years ago

    Pictures are the least of his problems. Wait until he tries to tell her to quickly lower her head.

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    Toonerific  over 10 years ago

    Hey duck, waddle over to Don’t Pick the Flowers (sherpa) – there’s a duck there that’s just your size!

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    “Waaaack!”

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Wonder if she’ll have quackers with her duck soup . . . ☻

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    Pluck her on the table, then send her to the kitchen and leave the bill.

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