Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 07, 2013
Transcript:
Counselor: Gather around here, children, and hear the terrifying tale of... The monster that lives in the lake. They say it's a huge green scaly beast, with fangs as long as your arm! It sleeps most of the year... But when it wakes, it's hungry aand wants to FEED. Marigold: I met him! He WAS hungry, but I brought him some tacos and he is full now. Nice fellow. Phoebe: Marigold, don't ruin the creepy vibe. Marigold: Oh! I am sorry. Would it help it I just make some spooky "OOOOOOO' noises? Phoebe: ...it's worth a try.
texan1972 almost 11 years ago
the truth takes the fun out of life sometimes
kaykeyser almost 11 years ago
Remember my rant yesterday? Well now I’ll happy. I still kind of want to know his name.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
This is actually a great deal of truth to this strip. A great number of the lakes in the Pacific Northwest really ARE inhabited by ravenous bloodthirsty monsters. These maniacal creatures will attack and feed on any human unfortanate enough enough to cross their path And when they strike, nothing can stop their brutal onslaught.
They’re called mosquitoes.
tirnaaisling almost 11 years ago
So is the SHIELD OF BORINGNESS in place? That would make the disembodied OOOOOOOOing noises really spooky!
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
Mmmmm, tacos.
rexvivat almost 11 years ago
Never meet your monsters.
Eldric IV almost 11 years ago
DC Simpson the camp counselor.
Iron Ed almost 11 years ago
TacoZilla!!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Easy conselor with mirror glasses.
frogsandravens almost 11 years ago
Love the flames reflecting in the glasses!
Ganondox almost 11 years ago
So does that mean the serpent really is green?
Masterius almost 11 years ago
Well, at least it’s not as terrifying as the Headless Horse.
Weapon Brown almost 11 years ago
So a giant beast filled with tacos…You know what tacos DO to you, right?If you ask me, now he’s all the more terrifying!
bicokun over 10 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqj8MK6KlOI
First thing I thought of when I got to the last panel.