Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 04, 2013

Those flight simulators are murder!

Doesn’t that box come with a “chicken switch”?

I know my mind is permanently warped.

Okay, if Red and Rover are both on the ground after being flung off… who was providing the man power to turn it??

You better beam him directly to sickbay.

It’s funny that in their imagination they are in the same box in space.

I always loved the merry_go_round I would do just what he did.

Impulse engines for traveling at sub-light speeds.

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE “BACK” BUTTON ON THIS WEBSITE?IT’S VERY ANNOYING.

Sadly I do not see any merry-go-rounds in playgrounds anymore along the east coast US. Most likely the boo-boo police consider them too dangerous.

Don’t worry, Red. Looks like you ran that slingshot maneuver at maximum warp, so you broke the time barrier coming out of it. If you’ve gone back a couple of hours, you can warn your past self against the attempt.

And thus ends our demonstration of Escape Velocity

@BRO6164 – There’s also Ludicrous Speed from Spaceballs – The Movie“They’ve gone plaid”

I remember those merry-go-round thingys when I was a kid; held on for dear life when someone else was pushing…got too dizzy, though…but wanted more! Guess Warp Speed was too much for just Red and Rover…Scotty where were you when they needed you?! Pickin’ up the pieces as usual…

There was one at the park near us, but then it broke and they replaced it with something else. Don’t see see-saws much either.

erp….