Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2006

Transcript:

"What?...@#$%! The elevator must be stuck!" "deck the halls with balls of" tap tap tap 45 minutes "on the twelfth day of Christmas" "What's taking so long? The least they could do is turn off this cheesy Christmas muzak..." 1 hour, 20 minutes "jingle bell jingle bell rock" "@#$%! This is the 14th time I've heard this! Good lord! I don't know how much longer I can take this! I..." 2 hours, 57 minutes "Rudolf the red-nose" "Ho ho. Ho ho ho. Ho. Ho ho..."