Monty by Jim Meddick for December 12, 2006
Transcript:
"What the @#$% happened?" "He was trapped in an elevator playing Christmas muzak for almost three hours!" "Fa fa la la fa la la la la..." "Good lord! Will he be all right?" "The doctors don't know yet whether the brain damage is permanent or not. At this point, all we can do is pray..." "Fa fa la fa..." "Got...got to string the popcorn!...Got to string the..." "Hold him down! It's time for his next sedative..."