Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2009

Where can I get one?

One? I want two of them. Set tasers on lobotomize.

For great justice!

Where do I get one?

Best idea ever!

I LIKE it!

Love the idea! I work at a movie theater and would love to do that to all the people who can’t seem to stop texting during the movie.

YES, public cell phone use fits right in with rug rats out of control & ankle biters. GET A LIFE

Tasers: The next thing to incorporate into cell phones. Tase anyone using his cell phone inappropriately. Set on “Tase self” to keep other taser junkies at bay. “Long distance tase” optional at extra cost.

Well it’s about friggen time.

http://www.beststungun.com/immobilizer-cell-phone-stun-gun.html

Loving the idea!

it would be great when i eat dinner in a nice restaurant too

thanks for the link S-T-F-U

does that screen name mean what i think it does ?

hey , shutthefukup, great link, but I’m puzzled as to why the stungun should be disguised as a cellphone… …maybe if the mugger grabs your purse ,you have the satisfaction of knowing that somewhere, if the scumbag tries to use the phone, he will surely get an earful!

Excellent idea! Makes me want to get a job at the checkout counter.

Also to be used in the “15 items or less” line on people with two full carts?

Excellent, Couldn’t agree more.

They should also allow the person working drive-throughs to use them on customers for the same reason.