Close to Home by John McPherson for March 25, 2009

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    And see if you can do something about his flatulence, too.

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    maybe he’ll pick his nose during surgery

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    carmy  about 15 years ago

    What about tweaking him to love shopping, cleaning and visiting your relatives.

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  4. Shrek front
    attyush  about 15 years ago

    Which finger does he use? Chop that off.

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