Close to Home by John McPherson for March 11, 2009

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    oranaiche  about 15 years ago

    … and $250 if you want it to arrive at your destination intact.

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    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    Oh, and there’s a $2.50 toilet paper charge. Please pay in advance.

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    wndrwrthg  about 15 years ago

    “And for $500, we will land the plane before you exit”.

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    KingRat  about 15 years ago

    I’ll fly on that airline as long as Wallace has nothing to do with it.

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    add another $10 for head phones even if you don’t watch the inflight movie

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    Digital Frog  about 15 years ago

    I agree Kingrat, it looks like a cheesy operation to me…

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    milano99  about 15 years ago

    And it’s an extra $100 for the bag to arrive at your destination within 7 days of your own arrival.

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    Geekologist  about 15 years ago

    and $1000 dollars if you want it to arrive intact with everything you put inside it AND give it to the right person. Bribes not included on this plan.

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