Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 17, 2007

Transcript:

"On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...Seven swans a-swimming..." "This so-called 'true love' is a giant nerd!" "I mean...swans, geese, birds, hens, doves and a partridge hardly strike me as romantic Christmas gifts." "Sounds more like an aviary nightmare than Christmas, if you ask me. And can you imagine the mess such a feathered menagerie would make?" "To play on an old cliche, 'don't look a gift bird in the mouth.'" "More like, 'beware of geeks bearing gifts'!"