There is a sect in India (the Jains) who are so opposed to violence – outside of certain parameters – that the extreme members of their religion don’t believe in killing plants or animals. They wait until the plants release their seeds, which they gather up. Root vegetables are forbidden because pulling them does injury to the plant.
Rod Gonzalez almost 11 years ago
Slim can’t be a cannibal because “Priscilla” isn’t human.
Llewellenbruce almost 11 years ago
I think Slim should call the men in white coats now.
hsawlrae almost 11 years ago
Yup, the squirrels are coming after that nut.
Michelle Morris almost 11 years ago
So is he gonna slam all the herbivores who rely on plants for food?
YokohamaMama almost 11 years ago
Hey, plants have feelings too. Maybe he eats bugs?
The Life I Draw Upon almost 11 years ago
Regardles, Slim should have asked first.
battle of plattsburgh almost 11 years ago
When the Prof was a kid he had a pet Poison Ivy plant.
Danogil almost 11 years ago
Yep Ol’ Slim is going to be plant food
ottaknow almost 11 years ago
Gardening is plant slavery!
hymmie almost 11 years ago
I think the professor is smoking one of Pricilla’s kin folk; I think her name is Mary Jane.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
Herb eats cows. They eat plants so they deserve it. Wait, Slim eats plants too. Slim, RUN!!!
alleyoops Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My wife forgot and left the water in her garden on all night. All her plants drowned. Her trial is scheduled for next week.
bmckee almost 11 years ago
There is a sect in India (the Jains) who are so opposed to violence – outside of certain parameters – that the extreme members of their religion don’t believe in killing plants or animals. They wait until the plants release their seeds, which they gather up. Root vegetables are forbidden because pulling them does injury to the plant.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Professor Herb is a great character! This is a grand turn of events.