Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 12, 2013
June 11, 2013
June 13, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, I understand your feelings are hurt - and your heart has been stomped to bits. But you can't give up on love and romance - why, I bet if you looked around... You'd notice a strikingly beautiful girl just waiting to leap into your arms. Rip: Where? Is she setting something on fire? Or trying to steal something? Breezy: With red hair. Rip: Have you been drinking that plum brandy again? There's no one around, I tell you!
Veridian almost 11 years ago
That’s Our Man Rip! Tough as Nails… and Thick as a Board to Boot! *HUGPOUNCESZZZ! Y’all! :-)
BenderSastre almost 11 years ago
(cough)Desperate!(/cough)
edclectic almost 11 years ago
I’ll drink plum brandy with her.
Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Hit him with a log, Breezy. You never know, it just might get his attention.
StoicLion1973 almost 11 years ago
Breezy, a fictional philosopher once said, “After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.”
rroush Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’d say Rip is as dumb as a tree trunk, but that would be insulting the tree trunk.
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
come on put a lip-lock on em Breezy ! NOW!
alleyoops Premium Member almost 11 years ago
DOH!
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
What does she have to do…rob a bank?
De_Faulto almost 11 years ago
Aw, poor…. dang, I’ve already forgotten her name!
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
I think it’s obvious that most of the commentators here look for something else in a woman than Rip does—excitement and a penchant for jumping beyond what’s “safe”..Brandy seems to look for something in a man that Rip does not possess—financial stability and a willingness to just “be here now”..Rip and Cobra are both danger junkies; that’s what makes them a good match. A Rip+Brandy romance is doomed before it starts—no matter how good they look together..You people are projecting yourselves onto RIp...Then again, it’s just a comic strip. What do I know.
DorianKTB almost 11 years ago
I’m telling you, folks, the best way to make everyone happy here is to give The Ballad of Breezy a spoof of Preston Sturges’ hilarious 1942 satire THE PALM BEACH STORY! Check it out on Saturday, June 15th on TCM’s THE ESSENTIALS! You’ll be glad you did, I tell you! So, Dan, what do you think of THE RED HOT ADVENTURES OF BREEZY? :-D