Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 21, 2013
July 20, 2013
July 22, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: Dad, why are we stopping here? Dad: Lets get some watermelons! Petey: I hate produce. Dad: Petey. Alice: Is he pulpy joe? Store Clerk: Me? Do you not know the story of pulpy joe? Store Clerk: They say he was a farmer with fancy ideas about growing the worlds largest watermelon. They say he sold his soul to the devil, at the crossroads, at midnight. Store Clerk: But the watermelon Joe grew was puny. He mocked the devil, who said that joes soul wasn't no bargain either. Store Clerk: So the devil cursed him. Now pulpy joe wanders the land looking for his head, but in vain. Petey: Wow produce is cool! Mom: How about that? Store Clerk: Good day to you. Man: Did you just think that up. Store clerk: Naw, its a screen play I'm writing. Do you think it'd work better with a grapefruit?
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
Alice’s smile says it all.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Pulpy Joe lives! He stalks the fields and highways at night, looking for his head and for carloads of super-dumb, drunken, hormonal teenagers!Beware Pulpy Joe, kids! (But, on the other hand, that button-down Oxford-and-tie Devil looks rather meh.)
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Yeah, I hate watermelon, but I love grapefruit.
Gilbert almost 11 years ago
So true paha_siga.
Gilbert almost 11 years ago
So true paha_siga.
Gilbert almost 11 years ago
Wow…..I really only clicked on my comment once to post it.
Gilbert almost 11 years ago
This is crazy.
Gilbert almost 11 years ago
Giving up now
Thomas R. Williams almost 11 years ago
“Early this morningWhen you knocked upon my doorEarly this morning, ooooWhen you knocked upon my doorAnd I said hello SatanI believe it’s time to go
Me and the DevilWas walkin’ side by sideMe and the Devil, wooooWas walking side by sideAnd I’m going to beat my woman’Til I get satisfied
She said you don’t see whyThat she would dog me ‘round(Spoken:) Now baby you know you ain’t doin’ me right don’tchaShe say you don’t see why, whooooThat she would dog me ‘roundIt must-a be that old evil spiritSo deep down in the groundYou may bury my bodyDown by the highway side(Spoken:) Baby, I don’t care where you bury my body when I’m dead and goneYou may bury my body, wooooDown by the highway sideSo my old evil spiritCan get a Greyhound bus and ride"
“Me and the Devil Blues”, R. Johnson
pumaman almost 11 years ago
Pulpy Joe wandered the land until one day he happened to run into… Gallagher!
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
Naw, watermelon is best. Then you can add the character Professor Van Gallagher to play his nemesis.
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
At least it got Petey excited about produce.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Hmmm… that devil looks a lot like the Fretworks dude that hangs out with Miss Bliss…
mistercatworks almost 11 years ago
Save the grapefruit for the sequel.
katina.cooper almost 11 years ago
Watermelon-nado. It could team up with barbecue-nado and shark-nado and rule the world.
archangel2244 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I would see it.
Mr. Nailer Bondy almost 2 years ago
the deal was made Down By the Crossroads