Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 14, 2013

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    And the best thing about being British is you don’t have to be English.

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    sadiedog  almost 11 years ago

    I take umbrage at that! I have had nearly perfect grammar since elementary school. Also, on a side note Paul Revere cried out “The regulars are coming”, because technically at that point the Americans were all British.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 11 years ago

    What does a dentist have to do with Paul Revere’s chant that THE BRITISH ARE COMING?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    every time I cross a river I take umbrage

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    Digital Frog  almost 11 years ago

    Today it would be: One if by Lan, Two if by WiFi

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Yeah, this windowpane is great!

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago

    So they have yellow coating?

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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    Bruno Zeigerts: You can’t find rhyme nor meter for Prescott or Dawes? After all, at least they avoided capture and completed the mission, which is better than Revere did.

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    Toonerific  almost 11 years ago

    Ewww, yuck and very funny (only cos I’m not … from that strange country!)

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    bcathey1960  almost 11 years ago

    Yes – we are too lazy to add the extra letters to colour and flavour and we use s’s instead of c’s in many words, like ‘defense’ (American) versus ‘defence’ (British). I actually like the British differences in spelling. I’m also reminded of the line in the movie Patton, where General Patton is addressing British allies and says that we (Americans and Brits) are ‘two people separated by a common language’.

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    Ushindi  almost 11 years ago

    Good one – made me laugh.

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    blunebottle  almost 11 years ago

    Quite right. I stand corrected. But he sure had a big influence in England! (And the “Colonies”)

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    specializing in crowns?

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    tegm  over 10 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH THAT IS BRILLIANT!!! :D

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