Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 04, 2013

ah, duet for piano and pink bassoon!

Only in San Francisco…

“Play Dusty For Me”

The piano would have been better if it made mixed drinks. Complete “piano bar” in one package.

Not as portable as an Electrolux, so how do you go about vacuuming in other rooms? Or do you have a piano in every room?

Disney’s Hollywood Studios (FL) has the “Jedi Training Academy” daily (multiple times per day) for kids 4 through 12. Very popular, as most of the sign-up slots are gone within a half-hour of the park’s opening. “Star Wars Weekends” (late May to early June) ramp this up a couple of notches.

When the Star Wars films were made,various forms of the Martial Arts and unarmed combat were incooperated and used in the movies. The lightsaber dueling is a martial Arts dueling form called “Kindo”.

The piano/vacuum cleaner: Two ways in one to scare a dog.

Cause we don’t have enough pollution in our oceans already?

Because lightsaber fighting was based off of the sword techniques of the ancient samurai since Star Wars itself is actually loosely based off of the times of Feudal Japan, which is also one of the reasons for the line “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”. Feudal Japan was also a long time ago in a far-away place.

Wonder what key that vacuum plays in/drones in?60 hz?(my brother did this to his 1888 pump organ. I should have reminded him to put the Hoover on the other side of the wall)

I’ve heard of some dopes who do lightsaber fights with flourescent light tubes!

The letter! The letter! What’d say?