nothing stupid about the chip company; their strategy of making the packaging colorful and attractive with a dubious claim of natural ingredients worked to perfection. That’s verified by doofus here, who suspects he is eating pure crap, but eats it anyway
There is no actual definition for natural when it comes to the food industry. It is a null word used to lull the consumer into buying a product that they will think is good for them. Remember things like arsenic and asbestos exist in the natural world, but nobody in their right mind would consider them as a viable food ingredient.
Hi, everybody. Greetings from Denver. I’m new here. I’ll try my best not to prove my stupidity in what few comments I’ll ever post. (Keep reading; I’m about to disprove that.) I obviously don’t have an avatar yet; can’t think of any (some obvious ones come to mind), and I don’t have the technology (or the brains) to post one. A photo won’t do the job, either, as my glasses help emphasize the fact that I don’t photograph well.
To Nighthawks: We’re in the same club, and I’m a very bad boy. I just finished a large bag of chips and nearly all of a two-liter Pepsi watching Part 1 of Harry Potter 7.
WillardMBaker almost 11 years ago
Which is why his waist is wider than his shoulders.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
nothing stupid about the chip company; their strategy of making the packaging colorful and attractive with a dubious claim of natural ingredients worked to perfection. That’s verified by doofus here, who suspects he is eating pure crap, but eats it anyway
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Eat up.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
But yet you still stuff your face with them…
LOL xxx
kaecispopX almost 11 years ago
There is no actual definition for natural when it comes to the food industry. It is a null word used to lull the consumer into buying a product that they will think is good for them. Remember things like arsenic and asbestos exist in the natural world, but nobody in their right mind would consider them as a viable food ingredient.
SaraRundle almost 11 years ago
Be nice to the Fr*to Lay chip person! Buy 2 bags!
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Judging by the comments, everyone here got the joke very well. I’m pleased.
Charles Ettinger almost 11 years ago
funny and terrifying at the same time.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Hey, Charles! Glad to see you here!
Earthican almost 11 years ago
Hi, everybody. Greetings from Denver. I’m new here. I’ll try my best not to prove my stupidity in what few comments I’ll ever post. (Keep reading; I’m about to disprove that.) I obviously don’t have an avatar yet; can’t think of any (some obvious ones come to mind), and I don’t have the technology (or the brains) to post one. A photo won’t do the job, either, as my glasses help emphasize the fact that I don’t photograph well.
To Nighthawks: We’re in the same club, and I’m a very bad boy. I just finished a large bag of chips and nearly all of a two-liter Pepsi watching Part 1 of Harry Potter 7.
sunchaunzo 9 months ago
When someone hits me w/it’s natural, I hit back w/ so is diarrhea and poison oak.