Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 06, 2013

I have a feeling that there’s a moral about fame and fortune in this story somewhere. But we’ll really have to look for it.

And who wouldn’t do the same ?

Interesting how all her memories are of her posing, seen from a distance.

Her head spun, so she tried out for the lead in the Exorcist.

“We’ve already established what you are. Now I’m just haggling for price.” Attributed to Winston Churchill.

I hope she doesn’t go through the whole storyline with the headdress on.

But you can’t really put too much blame a young girl for having her head turned by fame, fortune, and attention. At least she has some legal status.

Please, Tarzan, get yourself back to the jungle where you belong. And where something resembling a “real Tarzan story” might take place.

I agree with the old professor.

For you guys who quibbled about my “Churchill” attribution, I think it’s safe to say that neither he, nor Shaw, nor Wilde ever said it. Just like none of them said, “Tomorrow I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly.”

More like casting couch “romance” 1964-style, I wonder what Michael Douglas would have to say about THIS! Slurp-slurp…Tarzan is now being thrown into a Hollyweird melodrama and who were those other contestants in the beauty contest….Cave Girl and Sheena? Forget about Jane, Nairobi, and returning to the jungle tribemates, we’re in for a long, and very bumpy ride with this story…….:)> CryYourEyesOutBetteDavisAGowa!!

Hey isn’t that "Anna Nicole " Dare the famous gold digger?

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy”.Steve Martin