Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 30, 2013

My grandmother always said, “beware of eggs with 5 0’clock shadow”.

The bungee cord is fine…but the wall might be a little short….

Looks like Humpty is friends with a bad egg.

Trust me.

So, I never really thought he just SAT on the wall…

So now we know the rest of the story.

won’t be much left ovum

There’s just no rest for all the king’s horses and all the king’s men.

oh, trust him. he’s a good egg

Humpty Dumpy sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,All the kings horses and all the kings men… had a omelet.

It’s a WALL Humptey. What. . .oh, nevermind.

A twenty meter bungee jump, in a twentyfive meter elastic.

Won’t be long now.

Humpty Dumpty had a great… jump.