Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 06, 2013

He didn’t sea it coming………..Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains.

Yes, I have reservations, but I will stay here anyway!

Nice location.

“I suppose for a premium we could fix you up with our palmhouse suite.”

Would’ve been better off checking in at the Bali Hai Motel 6 on the horizon…

Must be a destination vacation place.

He won’t be getting any free upgrades at this hotel.

Faces on the left side of the island.

reserve this!

got change for a few qualms?

I don’t think I’d use the pool at that hotel.

water u talkin about – 20 tidy rooms underground and all full -nutin atoll – sea if I care!

I know it’s urchent, but no need to be crabby – must be an island chain with no continental breakfast. Be prepared to shell out, or wave goodbye.

My kinda’ luck…..

I wonder if he was the wrong number at yesterday’s strip- in the desert. See, he could have been redirected to this hotel to make his reservations.

I want the manager!