Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 15, 2013

You never learn Calvin

Opening the letter and reading it dosent mean she will do as it says.

He is as subtle as a firecracker in your shorts!

LOL!

This doesn’t bode well

Well I heard guys were bad at taking hints apparently we’re also not that good at giving them.

Oh so right ziphobia! No such thing as subtleness from the guys! :-)

Calvin gives nobody else credit for intelligence.

Poor Susie.

I don’t like when Calvin’s eyes get like that. He looks evil.

Actually, Calvin would probably enjoy biffing Suzie on thebonce….

Evil Calvin peering from behind the tree.

“If you knew Susie like I know Susie,”

last day some friends said .. girl stuff..what does it mean ..?

I like the way she looks at the audience in the 3rd frame.

Susie, you’re right he is talking out loud to his stuffed tiger.

Real subtle, Calvin.

“Now THAT oughta do it,” -S. Stone

It’s Calvin’s finely nuanced planning that ensures his diabolical scheme will work.

Yeah, wottsup with that Suzie Derkins chick? Nobody is that innocent. Watch out Calvin.

The old counter-counter-intelligence philosophy, “I know that he knows that I know … but what he doesn’t know is that I know that he knows ….”

@SUSAN NEWMAN – maybe you are right. Maybe she should blow her knows with it.

Captain Obvious strikes again!

Captain Obvious

That third panel kills me.

Some can do and do it very good!

Maybe Calvin thinks Susie is as comatose as Mr. Bunn?

Subtle.

That’s Calvin, subtle as a sledgehammer.