Monty by Jim Meddick for April 22, 2013
April 21, 2013
April 23, 2013
Transcript:
Moondog, are you trying to get out of a relationship? Why do you ask? I've seen this before. You're too passive-aggressive to directly break up with someone. Instead, you binge and balloon up until the woman decides to break up with you... Is it that obvious? It's pretty obvious... Check it out... I'm starting to set alone in my neck folds.
_vecihi_ about 11 years ago
A purple hand mirror would be enough reason for many women to breakup.
lisapaloma13 about 11 years ago
Maybe she just likes to sit around and drink up all his beer…
Commentator about 11 years ago
Mooney’s not as socially awkward as Monty, I’m not too surprised he’s seeing someone.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
and talk about zits on his ass…whow!
meyerman32 Premium Member about 11 years ago
It’s kind of like Dilbert. Dilbert can’t get a date for more than one night, but the garbage man has no problem.
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
He breaks out to break up.