Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 04, 2013

Ever try to find a mate with the flu?

I visited my man in Dec and he had a bad case of flu for much of my 5 week trip; made things difficult and he finds me a little aggressive anyway, so I behaved.

Sure glad He’s not a Cow. Not enough Statures in my neighborhood Park as is; can’t sit still for a minute. just got the Chimney swept too; plan to use It. Hmmm, not so bad idea after aal, maybe. Omelet someone else finish that Yoke tho

That’s one ugly bird.

i think i saw ms. daub in the waiting room. she’s an empty nester. would you care for an introduction?

Too bad You are the only one of your species.

Oh, no! Wattle Wattle do now?

This bird has flu-n . . . ☻

Oh Wow! There’s a face in Mr. Wattle’s wattle. Woo Hoo!

birds of a feather fock together

Cock-a- doodle-do.

If the doc can cure him, it will sure be a feather in his cap!

How will Mr. Wattle know what kind of bird he is? Would it be embarrassing to court the wrong species?