Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 01, 2013

Go get dressed Shelly…

If she doesn’t have a shell, is she homeless or naked?

Slug it out with Dad.

Oh, Mommmm… that shell is SO ‘last week.’ You hate me and don’t want me to have any friends. You might as well just pour salt all over me…

But dad, it’s spring break…

“You don;t want to be known as a SLUG, do you?”

Does your keyboard not have a period, or a “shift” key?

Oh Dad you are so yesterday.

For a snail collector, I can’t thank Dave enough for the ones he does.

House rules?

blessed are the cynosures for they shun the mirror

don’t change saul… anyone that has a connection with nm cant be all bad

my “cynosure” bit was supposed to cover your back, and i thought i put it in your reply box saul. those of us who walk upright find your comments completely charming.

….And as long as you’re in MY house, you’ll… that is, as long as you’re under…. uh, hold on a minute…..