Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 26, 2013

Can’t wait for Knox to confront the weak link in the law firm. I suppose this is where we’ll learn why the story began with the fall at the gas station.

One word: lawsuit. Young Knox discovers something involving Ice Slip Man that either brings down Big Daddy or elevates Big Daddy or bores the braincells out of the reader, making them wish they’d never learned to read.

Either that or Young Knox discovers that the VERY DAY AND MOMENT that Ice Slip Man fell, the Great B-Ball Jaybird Peacock was hatched. Spurred on by this discovery, he finds an old Takamahfinker Indian proverb that says that when Man falls on Ice at moment Peacock hatches, part of his soul is transferred to the Peacock.

Shortly after this Young Knox goes on a Spirit Journey wherein his Spirit Guide reveals an ancient Mesopotamian prophecy that “When the Preening Prince who prances on ice is joined to the Lurking Fish who walks the earth great Evil shall be unleashed and Death shall await you all with nasty big pointy teeth”

Realizing that A) his spirit guide is kind of a jerk and B) the prophecy refers to the moment when the Peacock met Gil (fish = gil . . . get it?) Knox runs wildly through the streets seeking the Mysterious Mystical Milford Yeti, the only being who can stop the rise of the Antichrist.

For those paying attention, I established who that was a few days ago. . . ;)

You lost me several paragraphs ago, I come here for pictures and wise cracks, not novels.

I can see a Judge Judy appearance in the near future.

“Knox! Welcome to my ski chalet/law office!”

Who names their kid Knox? Wardrobe malfunction P3.

Sorry wieswald. It’s been a long time since I took my Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Course. P2- Good to see the lad is keeping Milford’s tradition of melting face. P3- So the lady is stating that Hard Knox is thoroughly obnoxius?

I’m not sure I’d trust a lawyer who appears to be driving a 1965 Desoto.

Denny Crane

Ratings are now in on today’s earlier comments:

Kdizzle——-as usual entertaining and spot on

Wisewald——-snoozefest

Is that the “White House Stain” on her skirt and his pants ?

The woman in P3 is not dressed appropriately for working in an office. Maybe Knox wouldn’t be so obnoxious to her if she didn’t dress like a stripper.

Double malfunction in P3. Her right stocking has come loose from the garter and is slipping down. His legs have melded together. Amazing he can walk with his body a solid mass from hips to knees and hooves for feet.

Asbestos in the coaching office? Or was it carbon monoxide poisoning keeping Gil away from coaching?

The lawyer makes his money defending Marty Moon in DWI cases

@grshprnh, it’s his mother’s maiden name, just like Clark Kent. ;-)

It was old man Foley who took the tumble, and he’s suing himself.

I can honsetly say when I glanced at P1, I thought the sign read “Foley Lawn Group”. Thinking to myself, this must be a pretty big operation since their offices are in a renovated home to run a lawn/landscape and snow removal business.

“I’m Tim Misny and I’ll make them pay”