Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham

Gil Thorp

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  1. chiphilton

    chiphilton said, over 1 year ago

    Can’t wait for Knox to confront the weak link in the law firm. I suppose this is where we’ll learn why the story began with the fall at the gas station.

  2. Wieswald

    Wieswald said, over 1 year ago

    One word: lawsuit. Young Knox discovers something involving Ice Slip Man that either brings down Big Daddy or elevates Big Daddy or bores the braincells out of the reader, making them wish they’d never learned to read.

    Either that or Young Knox discovers that the VERY DAY AND MOMENT that Ice Slip Man fell, the Great B-Ball Jaybird Peacock was hatched. Spurred on by this discovery, he finds an old Takamahfinker Indian proverb that says that when Man falls on Ice at moment Peacock hatches, part of his soul is transferred to the Peacock.

    Shortly after this Young Knox goes on a Spirit Journey wherein his Spirit Guide reveals an ancient Mesopotamian prophecy that “When the Preening Prince who prances on ice is joined to the Lurking Fish who walks the earth great Evil shall be unleashed and Death shall await you all with nasty big pointy teeth”

    Realizing that A) his spirit guide is kind of a jerk and B) the prophecy refers to the moment when the Peacock met Gil (fish = gil . . . get it?) Knox runs wildly through the streets seeking the Mysterious Mystical Milford Yeti, the only being who can stop the rise of the Antichrist.

    For those paying attention, I established who that was a few days ago. . . ;)

  3. kdizzle

    kdizzle said, over 1 year ago

    You lost me several paragraphs ago, I come here for pictures and wise cracks, not novels.

  4. desertdwlr

    desertdwlr said, over 1 year ago

    Hey Knox,first things first, help me find where I put my @*&$ glasses

  5. dutchpuppy2

    dutchpuppy2 said, over 1 year ago

    @Wieswald

    Novel? Yes, this is novel…and I appreciate the effort. Shhh, kdizzle! I’m reading. ;)

  6. mendel64

    mendel64 said, over 1 year ago

    I can see a Judge Judy appearance in the near future.

  7. thejudge

    thejudge said, over 1 year ago

    “Knox! Welcome to my ski chalet/law office!”

  8. grshprnh

    grshprnh said, over 1 year ago

    Who names their kid Knox? Wardrobe malfunction P3.

  9. bearwku82

    bearwku82 said, over 1 year ago

    Sorry wieswald. It’s been a long time since I took my Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Course. P2- Good to see the lad is keeping Milford’s tradition of melting face. P3- So the lady is stating that Hard Knox is thoroughly obnoxius?

  10. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, over 1 year ago

    @Wieswald

    Thanks – can you elaborate on that a little further? :)

  11. Gilfan79

    Gilfan79 said, over 1 year ago

    I’m not sure I’d trust a lawyer who appears to be driving a 1965 Desoto.

  12. pioneer11

    pioneer11 said, over 1 year ago

    Denny Crane

  13. Liz36

    Liz36 said, over 1 year ago

    Ratings are now in on today’s earlier comments:

    Kdizzle——-as usual entertaining and spot on

    Wisewald——-snoozefest

  14. Milford_JockStrap

    Milford_JockStrap said, over 1 year ago

    Is that the “White House Stain” on her skirt and his pants ?

  15. wmac8898

    wmac8898 said, over 1 year ago

    The woman in P3 is not dressed appropriately for working in an office. Maybe Knox wouldn’t be so obnoxious to her if she didn’t dress like a stripper.

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