Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2013
April 13, 2013
April 15, 2013
Transcript:
Thinker: "It happened so fast, but Im sure it was Venus de Milo. She said it was a Robbery and to give her the money, but then she heard the sirens and fled" David: "Was the assailant armed" Thinker: "Let me think…no…no, she wasn't. David: "Thats positive ID"
Varnes about 11 years ago
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SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
The art of robbery….
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Pretty tolerant police department, though….
A naked cop!
I don’t think he or that witness would be running around without any clothes on if they weren’t stoners….
Unless… maybe they don’t have all their marbles…
jreckard about 11 years ago
Statues of limitations.
Pataruski Premium Member about 11 years ago
The thinker thinking, David as the cop because the statue looks like he was holding a phone, & they could ID Venus de Milo because she was “unarmed”. This is why I start every day with good comics, sets up my day to be pleasing.
Godfreydaniel about 11 years ago
Luckily it was a non-violent robbery…some of those statues can be stone-cold killers!
Chalkeye about 11 years ago
Yer run-of-the comment is ready for a close-up.
Banjo Evans about 11 years ago
yes!
gekk0 about 11 years ago
The hell with the pen; where does he keep the notepad?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
He keeps it all under his hat.