Break off the shaft..cut a groove in the shaft…put apinch of gunpowder in the shaft..take a match andlight it and pull the point out through the front it willcauterize the wound as it passes ….(just watched Clint Eastwood do that.the other night)
Guy walks into a Greenwich Village bar ( very true story ) and orders a double shot of whiskey. Bartender pours it, guy knocks it back quickly and orders another. Bartender says, hey, slow down. You O.K. ?Guy says : " Nah, I got this nagging backache that’s f’’in’ killin’ me ".Bartender happens to catch a look at the guy’s back. He’s got a knife sticking out of it.Bartender asks : " Do you know somebody’s stuck a knife in your back ? "Guy says: " Every time I go to the office. ! "
Why I know this is a true story is that I was the bartender ( many years ago ). It took us several minutes to convince the guy that he’d been stabbed, and from what we found out latter. he’d been walking around for a couple of hours with the knife in his back. He claimed he never felt the original stabbing.Good old St. Vincent’s Hospital took good care of him.
Linguist about 11 years ago
If the pain persists, take a couple of Advils.
battle of plattsburgh about 11 years ago
It’s springtime….everyone gets hit by Cupid’s arrow this time of year.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
and stay away from hiawatha’s old lady
RockChalkJayhawk about 11 years ago
Thanks, doc!
boldyuma about 11 years ago
Break off the shaft..cut a groove in the shaft…put apinch of gunpowder in the shaft..take a match andlight it and pull the point out through the front it willcauterize the wound as it passes ….(just watched Clint Eastwood do that.the other night)
Linguist about 11 years ago
Guy walks into a Greenwich Village bar ( very true story ) and orders a double shot of whiskey. Bartender pours it, guy knocks it back quickly and orders another. Bartender says, hey, slow down. You O.K. ?Guy says : " Nah, I got this nagging backache that’s f’’in’ killin’ me ".Bartender happens to catch a look at the guy’s back. He’s got a knife sticking out of it.Bartender asks : " Do you know somebody’s stuck a knife in your back ? "Guy says: " Every time I go to the office. ! "
Why I know this is a true story is that I was the bartender ( many years ago ). It took us several minutes to convince the guy that he’d been stabbed, and from what we found out latter. he’d been walking around for a couple of hours with the knife in his back. He claimed he never felt the original stabbing.Good old St. Vincent’s Hospital took good care of him.
Popeyesforearm about 11 years ago
like a kick-stand so he can’t roll over. He can manually put one up in front if desired too.
boldyuma about 11 years ago
You will probably die in a canuck ER waiting room hoping for the doctor to fill out the forms for your ‘free’ medical care..