I have a rock outside the kitchen window which predicts the weather just as accurately.. In Colorado, if the rock is rolling over, it’s windy. Never thought about using a rope. Maybe I should invest in one! Although, in Colorado, something as flimsy as a rope might be in Kansas by morning!
I’ve heard one once about this guy who worked in the woods.Someone asked him once during the winter, “How do you know when it’s to cold to work in the woods?”He replied, "I have a chain hanging outside my window, if I shake it and it dosen’t rattle, then it’s too cold to work.;-).\\//_
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
And if it’s halfway through a tree, we’re having a hurricane.
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Before tv you never really knew too muck in advance.
alleyoops Premium Member about 11 years ago
And if it’s white, it’s snowing. Old joke, but about as accurate as TV weather.
derry1 about 11 years ago
Water divining taken to a superior level?
Number Three about 11 years ago
Hahahaha… I love Jeff.
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EstrelitaH about 11 years ago
I have a rock outside the kitchen window which predicts the weather just as accurately.. In Colorado, if the rock is rolling over, it’s windy. Never thought about using a rope. Maybe I should invest in one! Although, in Colorado, something as flimsy as a rope might be in Kansas by morning!
Dkram about 11 years ago
I’ve heard one once about this guy who worked in the woods.Someone asked him once during the winter, “How do you know when it’s to cold to work in the woods?”He replied, "I have a chain hanging outside my window, if I shake it and it dosen’t rattle, then it’s too cold to work.;-).\\//_