Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2013

And about 50 yards of floss.

SNERK!!

I didn’t know some cities were stickier than others.

Hmmm…. I guess you want to avoid the ones with a lot of historical plaques.

Just munch on Colgate University for a while.

Don’t forget MSG!

Nice one, jreckard

and a slow native remover for between my toes.

Hey, Kansas City is MY kind of town! (In fact, it IS my town……….)

Of course, things could be worse…Detroit would probably give him indigestion (and Mexico City the runs………)

Godzilla is the KING, never defeated!

Speaking from the suburbs of Portland, I’d like to s-AYIEEE!