The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 19, 2013
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February 20, 2013
Transcript:
Man: My kid's fourth-grade teacher says he's only reading at a third-grade level. Brutus: How concerned are you? Man: The way I look at it, when he's forty, who's gonna care if he's reading at a thirty-nine-year-old level!
Manhunter808 about 11 years ago
MEEP! MEEP! Way to go, 440RoadRunner!
charlenelin1201 about 11 years ago
How true. No one ever cares, not my bosses for sure, if I read at whatever grade, how I scored in my history, math and so forth.
Stormrider2112 about 11 years ago
Same here. I did a book report on The Shining (my dad is a huge Stephen King fan) in 3rd grade. And on Dune in 2nd grade :) My teachers at least let me do my own thing through middle school when it came to reading.
rmacprivate about 11 years ago
One year our class HAD to read Great Expectations, no matter what level your reading skills were, we all reached the consensus that we would never read another book by Dickens.
guswild about 11 years ago
I got you all beat. I read Rise and Fall of the Third Reich before I even came down the chute. That is before I was born for those who don’t understand that.
REDROCKER51 about 11 years ago
i read a book…….once….
Nikonclicker about 11 years ago
I excel looking at pictures! Got big eyes!
snugharborman-catalog about 11 years ago
Oh yeah? Well, when I was in kindergarten, Einstein asked for my help with his math in his relativity equations, so there!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Yep… that just about sims up all the problems the US has. We’re doomed…