Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 18, 1993

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Cathy: Every gift I've ever given my boyfriend is stuffed in his closet. Saleswoman: That's the beauty of the new compact stair climber! See? It's small enough to stack right on top of the rowing machine from 1989! The 1991 tabletop pool set can lean on the inside of the closet wall, balanced by last year's electronic pants press machine, and still leave room for the desktop planetarium! Stuff the mini pinball arcade, hypnotic ocean wave stress reducer and alpha-rhythm goggles on top and...Voila! Every time he opens his closet he'll think of you! Cathy: Sold! Saleswoman: Before we can capture the heart, we must first take over the storage space.