Anal aversion.
Consider it a rump roast.
I"m so hungry I could eat an elephant between two pieces of bread
Visualize a doughnut.
Rump roast again?
“…now after you have basted your elephant, and added 100 lbs. of parsley and arugula to the mix, carefully place the elephant into the tar-pot. Always remember, COOK YOUR ELEPHANT TRUNK-SIDE UP!”
Ham. Think of it as elephant ham.
You wouldn’t know a good meal if you bit it on the butt.
butt end of the joke
Start a fire on top…smoke butt.
robolt over 11 years ago
Anal aversion.
el8 over 11 years ago
Consider it a rump roast.
AlexPK85 over 11 years ago
I"m so hungry I could eat an elephant between two pieces of bread
J Short over 11 years ago
Visualize a doughnut.
tuna1 over 11 years ago
Rump roast again?
mkahn over 11 years ago
“…now after you have basted your elephant, and added 100 lbs. of parsley and arugula to the mix, carefully place the elephant into the tar-pot. Always remember, COOK YOUR ELEPHANT TRUNK-SIDE UP!”
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
Ham. Think of it as elephant ham.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
You wouldn’t know a good meal if you bit it on the butt.
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
butt end of the joke
Not Again over 11 years ago
Start a fire on top…smoke butt.