Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. robolt

    robolt said, 4 months ago

    Anal aversion.

  2. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Consider it a rump roast.

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

    Bummer!

  4. AlexPK85

    AlexPK85 said, 4 months ago

    I"m so hungry I could eat an elephant between two pieces of bread

  5. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

    Butt you can stick some parsley on it like the fancy restaurants do.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short said, 4 months ago

    Visualize a doughnut.

  7. tuna1

    tuna1 said, 4 months ago

    Rump roast again?

  8. mkahn

    mkahn said, 4 months ago

    “…now after you have basted your elephant, and added 100 lbs. of parsley and arugula to the mix, carefully place the elephant into the tar-pot. Always remember, COOK YOUR ELEPHANT TRUNK-SIDE UP!”

  9. algurka

    algurka said, 4 months ago

    Ham. Think of it as elephant ham.

  10. Doug Taylor

    Doug Taylor said, 4 months ago

    @AlexPK85

    Like groucho would say…What are you doing between two pieces of bread?

  11. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    You wouldn’t know a good meal if you bit it on the butt.

  12. omwae

    omwae said, 4 months ago

    .. so much for eye appeal

  13. pinkx

    pinkx said, 4 months ago

    butt end of the joke

  14. notagain

    notagain said, 4 months ago

    Start a fire on top…smoke butt.

  15. Bobzilla

    Bobzilla said, 4 months ago

    @win

    La Brea Booty!

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