Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 04, 2013

I bet the stress level is high working there.

Then one fateful day someone snuck one in the bathroom…

it’s now the Acme Crater & Dust Co.

Actually, you can burn dynamite and it won’t explode. Gunpowder, however…

Where I work, productivity would triple if we prohibited smoking outside of regularly scheduled breaks.

Tee-nee-tee make big juju! (paraphrased from George of the Jungle)

Dynamite? TNT? Gunpowder even? It is to laugh! In the Army we had a smoke shack about 50 yards from our nuclear weapons assembly bunker.

I remember all those old cartoons where Yosemite Sam or somebody confused a stick of dynamite with a “seegar”, with predictable results……….

Two comments you never want to hear in this factory……….“OOPS!” and “OH SH#T!”