Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 09, 2013

A head for business for sure!

no…he put his booth on a flat spot on the run. predatory capitalism would’ve had him place his toll booth mid-slope

Total killjoy.

That doesn’t look like a Phantom Lio.

Or the kid could go around him…

I toll you so.

Lio has always been a masterful entrepreneur. But if he wants an idea of what a high-level tollway should charge, he should take a look at the Chicago Skyway.

No it is predatory socialism.

Capitalism — the Early Years.

Knowing how friendly Lio is with the beasties, he should’ve asked a troll to come and help deal with kids who won’t pay.

Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a @#$%-load of dimes!

Anyone else thinking of “Ski Free”? Where’s that gray stick-figure yeti?

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Uh oh. Lio’s charging people to slide downhill.

I doubt Lio can produce the deed to that hill. Go around the tollboth, kid on sled.

The voters in my county told the city of Portland to stick it when they tried to make us pay for bridge repairs. Now they’re gonna make it a toll bridge. I haven’t been over it in 10 years. Sometimes the system works.

With Lio it is a Trollway.

You think A) that there are no toll bridges or toll roads in socialist countries and B) all toll roads and toll bridges in capitalist countries are privately owned? Seriously?