Pickles by Brian Crane for January 07, 2013

Dazed and confused are we again Earl?

It’s the all new and improved ambidextrous bindlestiff!

Actually, that’s my 94-year-old mother-in-law when she sees a smartphone.

No idea what it does or how to use it, doesn’t use her simple cell phone cos she can’t figure out the charger or the buttons…or hear, anyway, on any phone… she can barely do a little e-mail on her computer….

but she’s convinced that owning an android phone would somehow solve all those problems.

I hate to discourage her but….

TV ADS – 1EARL – 0

Now I want one, too.

wait about 3 months and you can buy it at CVS and not get ripped off by the folks selling it on TV. I read comments on the Lint Lizard once and it seems that LOTS of folks trying to buy one got charged 2 or 3 or more times on their credit cards but NEVER got the product. Now you can buy it at CVS, Walgreens, Bed Bath and Beyond….etc.

There’s one born every minute.

He could call Roger Fox and they could split the costs.

Guaranteed to remove the bulge from your wallet

It’s a What-cha-ma-call-it.

BUT WAIT……

Just pay for shipping and handling and you get another one FREE!

Ain’t we all been like that, at some point or another. Whatever something does or even is, don’t know, don’t care, but we want it.

that pocket hose looks cool and the trillion abrisions frying pan with true cheesy test

That’s my father-in-law in his happy place… Laz-y-Boy, remote control, and Shopping Channel on speed dial.

This is what they call, target marketing, isn’t it?

@skydancer so true, but if you can resist dialing that 800# your never disappointed and when you see it at Walgreens it looks less inviting than on TV…money saved :)

I want(need) motion activated singing fish on a plaque…….

“Take Me To The River……Wash Me Down..”

Throw them all away…

I can’t believe they charged $90.00 for a pillow! I can believe they charged “three easy payments of 29.95 each!”