The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 13, 2013

Such a schmuck…

I’m surprised he doesn’t pretend to put in a quarter and filch a bill.

And here I thought he wrapped double-sided tape round his fingers in church and fished out the money that way. Wow, what a big spender! He ‘tips’ the guy in church a whole two bits!

The whole group is dumber than dirt.

I love The Dinette Set

I dunno about biggest but I can tell you the best tip I give out:

Never eat anything at the Pennys’ house.

While talking to a friend we somehow got on the subject of cow tipping. He asked me if I would ever tip a cow. I told him as long as the service was good, how she looked has nothing to do with it.

Boy, am I chapped! You just can’t rely on people or get good help these days. I was going to run in the Houston Marathon this morning and I asked my wife to wake me up in time, but she forgot. Dang!And the guy I hired to train for me didn’t. Just took my money and sat around. How am I expected to get anything done with people like that?Oh, by the way, while you’re up, would you get me a Grant’s?

Where is JERRY today….? ? ?

Oboy I hdn’t thought about this in a long time, used to be a couple I sat next to in church, the husband would put in a dollar and his wife would take it out! My kids thought that was so funny!

Burl is the lamest rascal in the lame rascal hall of shame.

@Marg & SusanThey need Brain Bleach over at the Buckets STAT.

After thinking about this question all day… I decided it would be Sky Caps…. making VERL right….! ! ! Why..? Because they have a constant stream of tippers coming thru… many of whom give big tips….. ! ? !

I’ve been out all day….should have stopped by Crustwood first tonight….

The comics are turning over…. hope the Buckets folk made it through…..