“She’s a mean, old bagShe’s a nasty, old bagAnd forever she’s filled us with hate[]But we kiss her feet,And treat her sweet,And tell here we think that she’s great[]Let her curse at usWe will not raise a fussWhen she starts in to scream and nag.[]For we all are counting what we’ll getFrom the will of the mean, old bag.”
Saw that in Mad Magazine when I was a kid. It’s scary, that I still remember it
…i don’t have any kids; i’m thinking any money will go to whichever niece/nephew spends the most time helping me, or visiting me in the seniors home – i’ll keep a chart…
Superfrog over 11 years ago
Where there’s a will…
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
To the tune of, “You’re a Grand Old Flag”
“She’s a mean, old bagShe’s a nasty, old bagAnd forever she’s filled us with hate[]But we kiss her feet,And treat her sweet,And tell here we think that she’s great[]Let her curse at usWe will not raise a fussWhen she starts in to scream and nag.[]For we all are counting what we’ll getFrom the will of the mean, old bag.”
Saw that in Mad Magazine when I was a kid. It’s scary, that I still remember it
Linguist over 11 years ago
She probably wants to leave everything to the S.P.C.A
jadoo823 over 11 years ago
…i don’t have any kids; i’m thinking any money will go to whichever niece/nephew spends the most time helping me, or visiting me in the seniors home – i’ll keep a chart…
rickray777 over 11 years ago
“Help preparing her will..”“MOTHER!”Boy, talk about transparent! — I bet she sees right through it.