I did my internship in Honolulu and in S.E. Idaho. I absolutely know from Mormon missionaries.
Oscar should have tried a magic jockstrap instead, if he was concerned about chafing and riding up. But I’m disappointed… all this time I figured Mr. Wilde was a pioneer of commando.
You can Google for websites by ex-Mormons that reveal the secrets of Mormon underwear. When Mitt Romney was making his brief effort to run for president, it was widely mentioned that his father George had also sought that office, but I saw no mention of what brought George’s attempt to a halt, when it was revealed that he wore the required Mormon underwear. His candidacy couldn’t stand the ridicule.
As for Mormons in general, they are dangerous because as a group they combine a lack of respect for separation of church and state (remember, they originally wanted to create their own nation) with such a gosh-darned niceness bred into them from birth. And it’s doctrine to reproduce like bunnies to recycle all those unborn souls into human bodies so they can go on to become gods in their own universe. Even better than 72 virgins.
According to the Wikipedia, back in Oscar’s day (before 1923) the Mormon underwear was crotchless! He shouldn’t have gone with the modern design; the original would have suited his well. ;-)
margueritem over 15 years ago
Roger, etc., you were right, they are Mormon missionaries.
Nothing worse then magic underwear chafe.
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
I did my internship in Honolulu and in S.E. Idaho. I absolutely know from Mormon missionaries.
Oscar should have tried a magic jockstrap instead, if he was concerned about chafing and riding up. But I’m disappointed… all this time I figured Mr. Wilde was a pioneer of commando.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
You can Google for websites by ex-Mormons that reveal the secrets of Mormon underwear. When Mitt Romney was making his brief effort to run for president, it was widely mentioned that his father George had also sought that office, but I saw no mention of what brought George’s attempt to a halt, when it was revealed that he wore the required Mormon underwear. His candidacy couldn’t stand the ridicule.
As for Mormons in general, they are dangerous because as a group they combine a lack of respect for separation of church and state (remember, they originally wanted to create their own nation) with such a gosh-darned niceness bred into them from birth. And it’s doctrine to reproduce like bunnies to recycle all those unborn souls into human bodies so they can go on to become gods in their own universe. Even better than 72 virgins.
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
The less I know about someone else’s underwear, regardless of their religious affiliation, the happier I think I shall be.
Possum Pete over 15 years ago
“brief effort”! Ha Ha!
Heavenly over 15 years ago
pschearer…can you put any more false statements into that paragraph?
Honestly…
stpatme over 15 years ago
According to the Wikipedia, back in Oscar’s day (before 1923) the Mormon underwear was crotchless! He shouldn’t have gone with the modern design; the original would have suited his well. ;-)
Heavenly over 15 years ago
rolls eyes
Me too…done that…you are so off base it isn’t even funny.
kankoviak over 15 years ago
Hey all. Not intending to start a war, but wasn’t it Vicki’s anti-homosexual laws which put Oscar in prison??
Also, if it’s not too impolite, Roger, why are you Roger but not THAT Roger?? I figure there has got to be a story here and I came in late.