Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 16, 2012

Hey, fruit flies when you’re havin’ fun……

When a little house fly gets into my kitchen, I tell it it can live as long as it doesn’t bite me. I read somewhere that they only live one week, so what the hell!

Love the comedians on here this morning. Good one Pacopuddy.

Snerk!

and I wonder what Bucky feelsl about fleas?

I always try to get an insect out of the house without hurting it. I always wonder what the little buggers are thinking.

I’ve been haunted by fruit flies before. They are indeed nano-zombies.

Finally found their zombie overlord. Disposed of a rotting apple hidden in the pantry, and they moved on to other hunting grounds.

Don’t know about the mosquito statistics, but among mammals hippos are the deadliest animal to humans. More deaths per year than all other wild animals combined. Very territorial and big enough to do something about it.

Another one is the fly ball that misses your glove and hits you square in the face. Very deadly.

I second the goodness of Pacopuddy’s comment comedy humor.

I don’t know..

But i think Bucky might have a point… Be afraid. Be very afraid….

This time, he’s actually, legitimately scared me…

“Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry!”

Quote of the year!

Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

Kermit the Frog