Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    Hey, fruit flies when you’re havin’ fun……

  2. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 6 months ago

    Time flies like an arrow but fruit flys like bananas

  3. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, 6 months ago

    Piranha are small, and fire ants are tiny, too. The Ebola virus is microscopic. But you know the deadliest wild creature of them all, MILLIONS of times more lethal than a shark? The mosquito. True. You could look it up.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    Yet, strangely, I would rather risk a mosquito bite than a shark bite.
    Maybe it’s just me – I’m funny that way.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Make sure you take your anti-malarials (and other preventative medicines) first.

  6. falstaff2

    falstaff2 said, 6 months ago

    When a little house fly gets into my kitchen, I tell it it can live as long as it doesn’t bite me. I read somewhere that they only live one week, so what the hell!

  7. SusanElaine

    SusanElaine said, 6 months ago

    Love the comedians on here this morning. Good one Pacopuddy.

  8. 761st

    761st said, 6 months ago

    @Redkaycei Repoc

    Snerk!

  9. MickMaus

    MickMaus said, 6 months ago

    @falstaff2

    Oddly, I do the same with flies and mosquitos, but I only give ONE warning: then SMUSH!

  10. Puddlesplatt

    Puddlesplatt said, 6 months ago

    and I wonder what Bucky feelsl about fleas?

  11. mkahn

    mkahn said, 6 months ago

  12. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, 6 months ago

    @mkahn

    From a Japanese horror movie? Bucky’s definitely got a point.

  13. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 6 months ago

    Truly vicious are the Pet Rocks from the 80’s. Discarded by their owners, living in packs, wild.

  14. guswild

    guswild said, 6 months ago

    I always try to get an insect out of the house without hurting it. I always wonder what the little buggers are thinking.

  15. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks said, 6 months ago

    I’ve been haunted by fruit flies before. They are indeed nano-zombies.

    Finally found their zombie overlord. Disposed of a rotting apple hidden in the pantry, and they moved on to other hunting grounds.

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