as for the buttered side of the bread hitting the deck first, it’s simply the extra weight of the butter on the side of the bread that gravity acts more forcefully upon
Back in grade school, one of the kids on my bus dropped a cat from a third-floor window in his house to see if the cat would land on its feet. It did. Dislocated every joint in its body; but it landed on its feet.
One day, a villager went to the local wise man.“I have something odd to report. I dropped a piece of bread and it landed butter side up. What does that mean?”The wise man thought a while and finally said: “It means you buttered the wrong side of the bread.”
The Nihilist over 11 years ago
Moving right along…
emjaycee over 11 years ago
You’ve tried to butter the cat?!
Dani Rice over 11 years ago
The odds of the bread falling butter side down depends entirely upon the cost of the carpet.
J Short over 11 years ago
What happens if you duct tape a piece of toast butterside up on the back of a cat? That’s the real test. Don’t forget the gratuitous firecracker.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
What usually happens is the cat contorts itself until it can lick the butter off.
Potrzebie over 11 years ago
Uhuru get’s her curiosity from her dad.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
as for the buttered side of the bread hitting the deck first, it’s simply the extra weight of the butter on the side of the bread that gravity acts more forcefully upon
K M over 11 years ago
Back in grade school, one of the kids on my bus dropped a cat from a third-floor window in his house to see if the cat would land on its feet. It did. Dislocated every joint in its body; but it landed on its feet.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 11 years ago
One day, a villager went to the local wise man.“I have something odd to report. I dropped a piece of bread and it landed butter side up. What does that mean?”The wise man thought a while and finally said: “It means you buttered the wrong side of the bread.”