Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 22, 2014
August 21, 2014
August 23, 2014
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: You know what power I should have? Teleportation! To be able to go from one side of the planet to the other like that?? Awesome!! Ralston: Cap, you can run across the planet in two seconds! Captain Victorious: Two whole seconds of running? You want me to pump my own water while I'm at it?? Jeez!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Two seconds vs. two milliseconds. Every split second counts Ralston. Course for Cap that just means 1,998 milliseconds longer to finish a beer.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
What he needs is an assistant with telepathy who will act as Caps stand in.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Maybe Nightcrawler can give him some pointers. Good thing he’s back from the dead.