Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 26, 2013
Transcript:
Bixby: Listen, Moxie, we gotta do something about your manners. Moxie Gumption: What the heck is wrong with my stupid manners, jerk? Bixby: Well, people feel you're a little unrefined. Moxie: I ain't unrefined! Look, I even gots a high-school diploma! Bixby: Oh, well that's... Moxie: I won it playing snooker! Bixby: Which is why it says "Andy Capp" on it...
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
What a coincidence! Andy Capp was playing snooker today.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Andy Capp? Diploma? It’s got to be a forgery.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Snooker, huh? So she’s what, British?